Writer(s): Theodor S. Geisel, Albert Hague
You're a mean one mister Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel mister Grinch
You're a bad banana with a
greasy black peel
You're a monster Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mister Grinch
You're a vile one Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mister Grinch
Now given the choice between the two of you I'd take a
Seasick Crocodile
Seasick Crocodile
The words that best describe you are Stink
Stank Stunk
No No No
Stink Stank Stunk
Oh Oh Mister Grinch
Mister
