Gotta beat this game to win a free pas
To Camp Cretaceous, gotta haul ass
Gotta be the first to complete the game
Or I won't be going, then I'd go insane
Meet five other campers once I arrive
A self-absorbed vlogger, an athlete with pride
There's a germaphobe, a ranch-hand chick
And a spoiled rich-kid who's always a d**k
What's up Brooklanders, welcome to the show
Today I'm unboxing Jurassic World
Don't unsub, I promise to explore
And to show you all kinds of dinosaurs
Sneak around the lab, behind the scenes
Indominus-Rex eating human beings
Reveal the truth that Sammy is a spy
Upset the Doc, almost make him cry
Stomp your feet, stomp your feet
Stomp your baby dino feet
If you really wanna party
Stomp your feet right to the beat
Stomp your feet, stomp your feet
Stomp your human monkey feet
If you love Jurassic World
Stomp your feet, don't be discreet
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my hungry Carno feet
Unless you wanna be lunch
I suggest that you retreat
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my angry Carno feet
I'll devour those damn kids
'Cause they irritated me
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my Indominus feet
I will hunt the campers down
Make them be my tasty treats
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my Indominus feet
I will chew the tourists up
'Cause they're succulent and sweet
You nosy kids have ruined my day
Not to mention this baby dino's not okay
Its genetic makeup's full of imperfections
Just like this pimply child'sfacial complexion
Get the hell out, that's not a request
I've got more important matters on which to obsess
I'm not a babysitter, that's a scientific fact
There' the door, never come back
Barely escape the Mosa, sprain my ankle
Chased by Toro and his big fat kankles
Leave Bumpy behind, he's way too slow
The train is here and we've got to go
I'll never leave Bumpy, he's my best friend
I would die if I must to save him till the end
Help him board the train, so we can go home
Can't abandon him here all alone
Excuse me nerds, but it seems we're doomed
Unless someone goes and pulls the train brakes soon
These pteranodons are pesky 'cause they're so damn hungry
Ben bails to distract 'em, he left behind Bumpy
Toro tracked us down, now we're cornered
Hope the group forgets that I'm an informer
Spying for Manta, did it for my fam
Doesn't matter anymore 'cause we're stranded at camp
Stomp your feet, stomp your feet
Stomp your baby dino feet
If you really wanna party
Stomp your feet right to the beat
Stomp your feet, stomp your feet
Stomp your human monkey feet
If you love Jurassic World
Stomp your feet, don't be discreet
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my Indominus feet
I will hunt the campers down
Make them be my tasty treats
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my Indominus feet
I will chew the tourists up
'Cause they're succulent and sweet
Damn humans having fun at my expense
Break into my home by jumping the fence
Say your prayers, it's your final hour
'Cause you're the main course, we're ready to devour
Bacon-tastic piggies, what we usually eat
But tonight we're getting a special treat
Deep fried Kenji is the main dish
With a side of Darius, it's my wish
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my angry Carno feet
I'll devour those damn kids
'Cause they irritated me
Stomp my feet, stomp my feet
Stomp my Indominus feet
I will chew the tourists up
'Cause they're succulent and sweet