Thou swell thou witty thou sweet thou grand

Wouldst kiss me pretty wouldst hold my hand

Both thine eyes are cute too what they do to me

Hear me holler I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee

I'd feel so rich in a hut for two

Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do

Give me just a plot of not a lot of land

And thou swell thou witty thou grand

Thou swell thou witty thou sweet thou grand

Wouldst kiss me pretty wouldst hold my hand

Both thine eyes are cute too what they do to me

Hear me holler I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee

I'd feel so rich in a hut for two

Two rooms and kitchen I'm sure would do

Give me just a plot of not a lot of land

And thou swell thou witty

Wouldst kiss me pretty

Thou swell thou witty thou grand