One day

While i was eating beans at Smokey Joe's Cafe

Sitting digging on the scene at Smokey Joe's Cafe

A chick came walking through the door

That i had never seen before

Least i'd never saw her down

At Smokey Joe's Cafe no

I started shaking

When she sat right down next to me

Her knee was almost touching mine

At Smokey Joe's Cafe

A chill ran up and down my spine

At Smokey Joe's Cafe

I could smell her sweat perfume

She smiled at me

My heart went boom

Everybody in the room at Smokey Joe's Cafe

They said

Man be careful

That chick belongs to Smokey Joe

From behind the counter there came a man

With a chef hat on his head and

A knife in his hand

He grabbed me by the collar

And he began to shout

You better eat up all your beans

And get right on out

And i know i'll never eat again

At Smokey Joe's Cafe

So we'll never meet again at Smokey Joe's Cafe

I'd rather eat my chilli beans

At Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's

Than take my chances eating down

At Smokey Joe's Cafe

I risk my life

When i mess with crazy Smokey Joe

Wah wah Smokey Joe's Cafe

Wah wah Smokey Joe's Cafe