Itsuka no yuusha ni akogarete (Akogarete)

Muri datte wakatte mo tobikomu

Botsu sutoori

Yosete atsumeta yonnin gumi (Yonnin gumi)

Hora nandemo kandemo

Nani mo kan ni mo

Boozu ga byoobu ni jouzu boozu

Nanikara nanimade hitomakase

(Chii~!)

Yakuso atsumerya torikabuto (Torikabuto)

Joso zenkai no oungooru

Kusa mo haenai

Aitsu mo koitsu mo yakudata zu (Yakudata zu)

Dare no seida kare no sei datte

Nasuritsuke atte higakureru

Wantan de dai gyakuten dekiru

Hissatsu no miwaza

(Nai!)

Danjon oku de mayottaratta

Dasshutsu aitemu wa?

(Nai!)

Koryakuhon'nara tounomukashi ni

Gomi ni dashi chatta

(Heeh!?)

Kanzen tsun deru futari mo shinderu sebu no deta mo !

(Ta ta ta ta ta !)

Kyosei sukurou raifu

AGI ni zen furi

Kaifuku yaku wa inai

Haijin no yon tori

Zura tto narabu nasu tomato

Rokuna kyara ga erabenai

(Baguda yo ne ?!)

Yappari yada yada boku ga sentodai

Saisho no machi kara susumanai

Ichi kakeru yon ga zero miman

Mou ichi nen ga sugita

(Ikagen ni shiro !)

Gacha ni tatoerya hoshi futatsu kurai

SSR ru janaikeredo

Soredemo bokura de itai nda

kimi to yofukashite RPG !

Ii ndesuka minna san, Teamwork desu yo !

Ryoukai !

Oi oi, ashi hippatte no dare dayo

Dondon saki ni icchau Soraru-san deshou

Ore wa minna ga yariyasui you ni michi kiri hiateru dake

Sore wa sochi no iibun deshou, kochi wa meiwaku shitenda yo. Naa Sakata-

AAAAAAAAA ! Mafumafu ni korosareru !

Ahahaahahaah ! ZEIN SHINE !

Aah ore made, Mafumafu omae dake yurusanai

Dareka tasukete kudasai !

Mou teamwork doko itta omaera !

Buttobi go roku tera

Tsuneni nobakappu

Hashire kinoko jushi sa momantai

Shinya ni ji kara roku jikan

Korya tobun owari sou mo nai na

(Nemui yo~)

Yappari yada yada shōsha no mikata

Hiyorimi shugi ga tomaranai

Tenohira kaesu koto dake wa

Inochi o kaketegozaru

(Narimasenu zo!)

Saigo no saigo de sebu shi wasure

Mono no aware iwazumogana

No betsu maku nashi tenbatsu de

Furidashi ni modore RPG !

Aku o kechirasu yuusha no ken wa ?

(Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai !)

Ano ko o mamoru mahou no tate wa ?

(Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai !)

Oozora o kakeru soratobu fune wa ?

(Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai !)

Sekai o sukuu tabi ni deru ki wa ?

(Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai ! Nai !)

Yami ni somare ! Kugerushuraiba !

Nakiagerou ! Shuwarutsuwarutoburoto !

Ippai hiyase ! Reizokon !

Kore ga ore no saidai oogi ! Infinity Impact !

Hah ?

Haah ?

HAAAH ?

OMAERAA !

Sekai no hate no sono mukou de

Moshimo maou o taoshitara

Endorooru ga nagaretara

Bokura no asu wa dokoni ?

Yappari yada yada boku ga sentoudai

Saisho no machi kara susumanai

Ichi kakeru yon ga zero miman

Mou hyakunen ga sugita

(Uuwaaaaaaaa !)

Sore mo ii ka na waruka nai na

Taikutsu shinogi ni wa naru monna

Isshou tabi shite itaikara

Kimi to yofukashite RPG !