Times have changed

And we've often rewound the clock

Since the Puritans got a shock

When they landed on Plymouth Rock

If today

Any shock they would try to stem

'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock

Plymouth Rock would land on them

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

I haven't knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four-letter words

Writing prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

And though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

But now God knows

Anything goes

Good authors too who once knew better words

Now only use four-letter words

Writing prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

And though I'm not a great romancer

I know that I'm bound to answer

When you propose

Anything goes

Anything Goes