we don't smoke marijuana in muskogee
we don't take no trips on lsd
we don't burn no draft
cards down on main street
we like livin'right and bein'free
we don't make a party out of lovin
we like holdin hands and pitchin woo
we don't let our hair
grow long and shaggy
like the hippies out
in san francisco do
and i'm proud to be an
okie from muskogee
a place where even
squares can have a ball
we still wave old glory
down at the courthouse
and white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
leather boots are still in
style for manly footwear
beads and roman sandals won't be seen
football's still the
roughest thing on campus
and the kids here still
respect the college dean
and i'm proud to be an
okie from muskogee
a place where even
squares can have a ball
we still wave old glory
down at the courthouse
and white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
and white lightnin's still
the biggest thrill of all
in muskogee oklahoma usa
