I WISH YOU SMELLED

A LI TTLE FU NNY

WE COULD ROAM

THE STREETS FOR E VER

JUST LIKE CATS BUT

WE’D NE VER STRAY

I SOME TIMES WISH

YOU WERE A MER MAID

I COULD RAISE YOU

IN THE TUB AT HOME

WE COULD TAKE

A SWIM TO GE THER

ON WEEK LY DAY TRIPS

TO THE BAY

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME

I WISH YOU WERE

A LI TTLE BI GGER

DOORS YOU WOULD

NO LON GER FIT THROUGH

IN MY BED YOU WOULD

HAVE TO STAY

I O FTEN WISH THAT

YOU HAD FEA THERS

ALL DAY LONG I’D SIT

AND WATCH YOU

I’D SING FOR YOU

AND THAT WOULD BE O KAY

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME

PEO PLE SAY

THERE ARE PLEN TY OF FISH

IN THE SEA

BA BY ALL I DO IS WISH

I WISH I WISH I

WISH YOU WERE A LI TTLE SLO WER

NOT JUST SLOW

BUT PA PA PA PA RA LYZED

THEN I COULD PLUG YOU

IN TO A SO CKET

I REA LLY WISH THAT

YOU WERE SMA LLER

NOT JUST SMALL BUT

REA LLY REA LLY SHORT

SO I COULD PUT YOU

IN MY PO CKET

AND CA RRY YOU

A ROUND ALL DAY

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME

OH OH, YOU AND ME

IT WOULD BE ON LY YOU AND ME