Hello.

I love you.

Hello.

I love you.

Hello.

Saw you in gym class.

I want you

Like you Hello, I love you

I like you, hello I've never met you

We've never spoken But I still like you

I want to date you.

Will you hold my hand?

But don't talk to strangers before we make out.

I have to remove my retainer.

Hello.

Stranger, I love you, I like you

Hello, lady, I watch you.

I love you.

I saw you in the ninth grade.

I watch you in the 10th grade.

I stalk you in 11th grade.

I love you in 12th grade, 12th grade.

The picture's on my wall.

They carry your smile to deny my love.

I would be in denial.

Hello.

I love you.

I like you.

Hello.

Hello, I love you, I want you

I dream about her every night She's a beautiful woman

I wish I could be her man Our love cannot be broken

I cry myself to sleep Knowing how far she's away

Any distance is a galaxy When she's not lying next to me

Will you go out with me?

You beautiful lady.

I loved you my whole life.

I want to be with you forever.

Oh my god, is he serious?

I'm gonna barf, little man.

You're too short for me.

You're too ugly.

You're too nerdy.

You're too disgusting to go out with me.

Oh my god, I can't believe you even talked to me.

You're such a loser.

You have, like, no popularity.

Why don't you go crawl in a corner and die?

You'd do the world a favor if you just suicide.

Hello.

I'm broken, hello My heart hurts, hello I'm so sad

Hello?

Hello?

My heart hurts.

Hello, I'm broken.

Hello, I'm so sad.

Hello.

Hello.