[Demon, Spoken]
I thought this place was
Supposed to be where you could do
What you want?!
Last time I listen to anyone
Down here…
I guess it's “Hell” for a reason
Of course it’s nothing but sh*t knickers
Then I’d-
[Alastor]
Then I’m sure you’d make
Good use of your time!
[Demon]
Huh?
Who are you two?
[Alastor]
Oh, you’re new!
Well, allow me to offer some insight…
[Sung]
This world is run on but a simple rule
Not a case of what you know, but who
[Husk, Spoken]
Ah, sh*t, here we go…
[Alastor, Sung]
Looking at you, I think, perhaps
Your wanting more than table scraps
So just imagine what a man like me
Can do for you?
[Demon, Spoken]
Arе you… saying you can help me?
[Alastor]
A proposal!
If you’ll hear mе out…
[Demon]
I… suppose?
[Alastor]
Splendid!
I see big things coming your way
Yes indeedy!
Now onto business
Everything’s better with a song
Don’t you agree?
[Sung]
This way good man
We’ve a deal to make!
I assure this is a good thing for
Both our sakes
I’m happy to provide
But remember your side
Of a bargain I know
You can’t refuse to take
All I ask is when I
Boost your station
Remember who gave you this
Grand ovation!
If I call on you
For a favor or two
Don’t forget it's now
Your obligation!
SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
TAKE A CHANCE AND YOU COULD SEIZE IT!
I'm sure you’ll do just swell
You’re only down in HELL
So come along with me and guarantee it!
SMILE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT!
GRIT YOUR TEETH AND GET RIGHT TO IT!
Forget the rigmarole
And you can HAVE IT ALL
And make it that much better
When I see you fall…
[Demon, Spoken]
What the hell?!
[Alastor]
Oh.. Still unconvinced?
Well, why not take the word
Of a friend of mine!
Husker?
[Husk, Sung (reluctantly)]
They say you reap what you sow
And in this town, you should damn well know
That what the Radio Demon wants
He’s gonna take
(HE’S GONNA TAKE)
I’ve seen him kill Hell’s greatest evils
Shake the status quo in upheaval
So if you think you're gettin’ outta this?
Big mistake…
[Alastor, Spoken]
Now, now, sourpuss..
[Husk, Sung (reluctantly)]
This is takin’ forever
You always think you’re real
Slick and clever…
[Alastor]
Yet I know what you like
And what makes you
Tick
(TICK)
Tick
(TICK)
(TICK TICK)
[Husk]
Doin’ what you want’s just the cost I pay
Enough o’ this s**t
We ain’t got all day!
Just sign the thing so I can go
[Alastor, Spoken]
In other words…
[Sung]
SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
RISK IT ALL AND WE CAN SEIZE IT!
Until we hear that bell
We’re both stuck in HELL
So roll the dice and see if you can be it!
SMILE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT!
EMBRACE THE DARK AS THOUGH YOU KNEW IT!
You can stand up tall
And act WITHIN MY THRALL
And I’ll be there to watch you
As you take the fall…
So what, my friend
Whatever will it be?
I can give you what you crave
Just not for free
You know what’s on the line
And this whole thing’s on borrowed time
But you can trust the man who's wearing
His one guarantee…
SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
TAKE A CHANCE AND YOU COULD SEIZE IT!
I'm sure you’ll do just swell
You’re only down in HELL
So come along with me and guarantee it!
SMILE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT!
GRIT YOUR TEETH AND GET RIGHT TO IT!
Forget the rigmarole
And you can HAVE IT ALL
And make it that much better
When I see you
SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
RISK IT ALL AND WE CAN SEIZE IT!
Until we hear that bell
We’re both stuck in HELL
So roll the dice and see if you can be it!
SMILE YOUR WAY THROUGH IT!
EMBRACE THE DARK AS THOUGH YOU KNEW IT!
You can stand up tall
And act WITHIN MY THRALL
And I’ll be there to watch you
Yes, I’ll watch you
I will make you
BREAK you
As you fall…
[Spoken]
So… It’s a deal then?
