Well I got a bumper sticker

On the back of my truck

There ain't another like it

'Cause I had it made up

I can tell who's behind me

They give themselves away

Lay on their horn

When they read this phrase

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Oh me and Friday night go

Hand in hand

Ice cold beer and a swinging band

A girl on my arm

That won't let go

She caught my little sign

About a mile ago

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Well just the other day

I was cruising through town

Sheriff pulled me over

I thought I had it now

I rolled down my window

He said with a grin

I want one of them stickers

Or I'm gonna run you in

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk

Don't if you don't

But if you do don't you love to

Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk

I hear your honking

Yeah

I'm pulling over

Next honky tonk