Studys show that women like

A man with a guitar

But I don′t wanna learn guitar

Cause I heard that it's hard

But I can learn how to hold it

And move my hands

Just enough so you might think

That I might be in a band.

That′s what women want

I don't play the saxophone

But I heard it never fails

For a women to love a sax playing man

So I bought one at a yard sale

It looks incredibly complicated

With all these moving parts.

But all I gotta do is move my fingers and throw back my head to speak to your heart.

That's what women want

I don′t technically have a job

But I′ve heard the ladies like,

A man that doesn't live at home

And drives a car instead of a bike

So I carjacked this convertible

And shoplifted this suit

And I know it impresses you when I′m driving and talking on my bluetooth

That's what women want

I don′t have the capacity to feel emotions for others

Because I'm a sociopath

I never knew my mother

But I′ve learned how to mimic human feelings and make women feel like I care.

I find it goes a long way to just tell a girl you like her hair.

That's what women want

That's what the ladies like

That′s what chicks dig

That′s what females prefer

That's what honeys desire

That′s what babes fancy

That's what girls are into to

That′s what women want