No No Song

A LADY THAT I KNOW

JUST CAME FROM

COLUMBIA

SHE SMILED BECAUSE

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND

THEN SHE HELD OUT

SOME MARIJUANA

HUH HUH

SHE SAID

IT WAS THE BEST

IN ALL THE LAND

AND I SAID

NO NO NO NO

I DON'T SMOKE IT

NO MORE

I'M TIRED OF WAKIN' UP

ON THE FLOOR

NO THANK YOU PLEASE

IT ONLY

MAKES ME SNEEZE

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD

TO FIND A DOOR

A WOMAN THAT I KNOW

JUST CAME FROM

MAJORCA SPAIN

SHE SMILED BECAUSE

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND

THEN SHE HELD OUT

A TEN-POUND BAG

OF COCAINE

SHE SAID

IT WAS THE FINEST

IN THE LAND

AND I SAID

NO NO NO NO

I DON'T

(SNIFF)

NO MORE

I'M TIRED OF WAKIN' UP

ON THE FLOOR

NO THANK YOU PLEASE

IT ONLY

MAKES ME SNEEZE

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD

TO FIND THE DOOR

A MAN I KNOW

JUST CAME FROM

NASHVILLE TENNESSEE

OH

HE SMILED BECAUSE

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND

THEN HE HELD OUT

SOME MOON SHINE

WHISKEY OH HOH

HE SAID

IT WAS THE BEST

IN ALL THE LAND

AND I SAID

NO NO NO NO

I DON'T DRINK IT NO MORE

I'M TIRED OF WAKIN' UP

ON THE FLOOR

NO THANK YOU PLEASE

IT ONLY

MAKES ME SNEEZE

THEN IT MAKES IT HARD

TO FIND THE DOOR

WELL I SAID

NO NO NO NO

I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE

I'M TIRED OF WAKIN' UP

ON THE FLOOR

NO THANK YOU PLEASE

IT ONLY

MAKES ME SNEEZE

AND THEN

IT MAKES IT HARD

TO FIND THE DOOR