I'M JUST

AN AVE RAGE MAN

WITH AN AVE RAGE LIFE

I WORK

FROM NINE TO FIVE

HEY HELL

I PAY THE PRICE

ALL I WANT

IS TO BE LEFT A LONE

IN MY AVE RAGE HOME

BUT WHY

DO I AL WAYS FEEL

LIKE I'M IN

THE TWI LIGHT ZONE AND

AND I HAVE

NO PRI VACY

TELL ME IS IT

JUST A DREAM

WHEN I COME HOME

AT NIGHT

I BOLT THE DOOR

REAL TIGHT

PEO PLE CALL ME

ON THE PHONE

I'M TRYING TO A VOID

WELL CAN THE PEO PLE

ON T V SEE ME

OR AM I JUST PA RA NOID

WHEN I'M

IN THE SHOW ER

I'M A FRAID

TO WASH MY HAIR

'CAUSE I MIGHT

O PEN MY EYES

AND FIND SOME ONE

STAND ING THERE

PEO PLE SAY I'M CRA ZY

JUST A LIT TLE TOUCHED

BUT MAY BE

SHOW ERS RE MIND ME

OF PSY CHO TOO MUCH

THAT'S WHY

AND I HAVE

NO PRI VACY

WHO'S PLAY IN'

TRICKS ON ME

I DON'T KNOW

ANYMORE

ARE THE NEIGH BORS

WAT CHING ME

WELL IS THE MAIL MAN

WAT CHING ME

AND I DON'T

FEEL SAFE ANYMORE

OH WHAT A MESS

I WON DER WHO'S

WAT CHING ME NOW

THE I. R. S.

AND I HAVE

NO PRI VACY

TELL ME IS IT

JUST A DREAM

AND I HAVE

NO PRI VACY

WHO'S PLAY IN'

TRICKS ON ME

OH OOH OOH HOO HOO

TELL ME

WHO CAN IT BE

OOH OOH OOH YEAH

WHO'S PLAY IN'

TRICKS ON ME

CAN I HAVE

MY PRI VACY

WHO'S PLAY IN'

TRICKS ON ME