I 2210,-1269)got a call from my best friend this evening

He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night

Yeah he was gonna change

For his new-found flame

To keep her satisfied

I just laughed and said 'Hey man

Well go ahead and try'

'Cause I gave up smokin'

Women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst

15 minutes of my life

Now I've heard it said

That too much fun'll kill you

And I'll be the first to tell you

That I don't wanna die

Too many twelve-ounce curls pretty girls

And parties ain't advised

Well take it from me

Don't believe all that hype

'Cause I gave up smokin'

Women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst

15 minutes of my life

That's right

You can get hit by a truck tomorrow

So you might as well raise a little hell tonight

'Cause I gave up smokin'

Women and drinkin' last night

And it was the worst

15 minutes of my life

Man it was the worst

15 minutes of my life

That's right

Never again