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Saturday Night Live Cast/Cameron Diazhuatong
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Your girls are back

Kate

Cecily

Sasheer

Vanessa

Leslie

Cameron

And your Lil' Baby Aidy

We're home for thanksgiving yall

And our parents are real happy to see us

So they're gonna treat us like queens

This may be their house

But for the next four days

We 'bout to run this b***h

Kate/ Sasheer:

Walk in the door hand my bag to the valet

In case your wondering it's my daddy

Head straight to the fridge like a boss yo

Hell yeah my mom went to Costco

It ain't my house but I'll tear it up

Get a plate real dirty won't clean it up

Then I roll up to the washer laundry game on lock

Gonna do a whole load for just one sock

All:

Cause I'm a back home baller

If I want something I just holler

I do what I want and I get what I want

Cause my parents miss their daughter

Aidy/ Cameron/ Cecily:

This whole d**n house is a shrine to me

Cause everybody here is obsessed with me

My second grade drawings are framed like Picassos

If I say " Mom tacos"

My mom will make tacos

We always see a movie but it can't be R

So we settled on Penguins of Madagascar

And as a nice gesture I bought all the tickets

Psych not a chance my dad freaking did it

When my mom needs help I pretend to be napping

Even though I can hear all that is happening

It sounds like she really needs help in the kitchen

But if she thinks I'm moving then that b***h be trippin'

All:

I'm a back home baller

And grandma says I look taller

They wait on me like I'm sickly

That's the life of a back home baller

Aidy/ Jean/ Vanessa/ Kate:

Taking out the trash all my neighbors spot me

They swarm around me like my own paparazi

Talking and stalking

They can't get enough of me

Wondering

Questioning

What's going on with me

So what's going on with you

Uhh the same

Okay Jean byyye

Once everyones in bed I go insane

Heroine Marijuana Crack- c*****e

Are not what I want I want cheese on chips

And to put on some very old Crest White Strips

Getting free wifi like a d**e a*s h*e

The password starts with seventeen 0 s

Then b 45 ltng

Then capital X

Then 333

Then 1458 tdq

And 314 and w

Leslie:

Hold up yall don't even know pimpin' it is at my mom's house

That b***h puts out so many bowls of things for me

It's insane

I'm up to my a*s in

Bowls bowls all types of bowls

Chips and Mints and Seashell bowls

My mom's got bowls for e'rythig

Potpourri and nuts and e'rything

A bowl on the toilet a bowl on the shelf

A bowl of M& Ms I can help myself

She puts out these bowls for me

And any bowl I like I get for free

All:

Cause I'm a back home baller

In pajamas that cost 10 dollars

Tell my mother that I love her more than any freaking other

That's the life of a back home baller

Cameron/ Kate/ Aidy:

D**n straight yall

Love you mom and dad we out

See you in a month for Christmas we doing this all again

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