I can't say it more than once

Cause I'm thinking twice as fast

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Everything I like is nice

That's why I try to have it twice

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Well once I saw a bore

Who was a social w***e

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And they said I had a limp

And then they tried to pass around I was a pimp

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Was on my last leg

I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg at all

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Once I turned red

And it loohed funny in the head

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