Ma chere Mademoiselle it is with deepest pride

And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight

And now we invite you to relax let us pull up a chair

As the dining room proudly presents

Your dinner

Be our guest Be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie

And we'll provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeurvres

Why we only live to serve

Try the grey stuff

It's delicious

Don't believe me Ask the dishes

They can sing sing sing

They can dance dance dance

After all Miss this is France

And a dinner here is never never second best come on

Go on unfold your menu

Go on take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest

Yeah yeah come on

Be our guest guest guest

Beef ragout

Cheese souffle

Pie and pudding en flambe

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret

Sound so good

You're alone

And you're scared

But the banquet's all prepared

No one's gloomy or complaining

While the flatware's entertaining

We tell jokes We do tricks

With our fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be our guest

If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

Be our guest

Be our guest Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest