I thought that I had everybody

on my side

But I went and blew it

all sky high

And now she won't even spare a

passing glance

All just because I

(rip)

ripped my pants

When big Larry came round

just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and

(rip)

ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around

I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

Cuz' windin up with no one is

a lot less fun

then a burn from the sun

or sand in your buns!

(sand in buns noises)

Now I learned a lesson

I won't soon forget

So listen and you wont regret

Be true to yourself

don't miss your chance

And you won't end up

like the fool

who

ripped

his

pants

(rip)