My son it's important to remember people

When they're gone

One can set aside an hour or two for them

Oh the red and purple men were rivals at court

The red one thought of life as a violent sport

Where the losing guy deserves to die

So he hired an assassin to do the deed

But an honest man can't be killed for greed

Heaven does not like preemptive strike )

But the killer had an order

That he would not dare disobey

So he found an oak tree

Where he could bash his head

And now he's dead