So she can't go out tonight again

Her sister's sick, she's gotta babysit

Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse

Now you didn't hear any of this from me

But things aren't always what they seem

Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you

Girls lie, too

We don't care how much money you make

What you drive or what you weigh

Size don't matter anyway

Girls lie, too

Don't think you're the only ones

Who bend it, break it, stretch it some

We learn from you

Girls lie, too

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf

We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall

And we like Hooters for their hotwings too

Other guys never cross our minds

We don't wonder what it might be like

How could it be any better than it is with you

Girls lie, too

We don't care how much money you make

What you drive or what you weigh

Size don't matter anyway

Girls lie, too

Don't think you're the only ones

Who bend it, break it, stretch it some

We learn from you

Girls lie, too

Yeah, girls lie, too

We always forgive and forget

The cards and flowers you never sent

Will never be brought up again

Girls lie, too

Old gray sweatpants turn us on

We like your friends and we love your mom

And that's the truth

Girls lie, too

Yeah, that's the truth

Girls lie, too

No, we don't care how much hair you have

Yeah, that looks good

Comb it over like that