Sand is hurting my tender feet

The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine

I hate the people on the beach

With their towels and umbrellas they're so insane

I don't wanna be on the beach no

I don't wanna be on the beach no

I don't wanna be on the beach

I don't wanna be on the beach no

I hate my girlfriend she she she

Lies on the beach like a barrier reef

Soaking up the stupid sun

While the radio is blasting fun fun fun

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun no

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun no

This is no way to spend a summer

I've got sand caked on my feet

I gave my ice cream to a shark

And now I've got nothing to eat no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun no

I don't wanna be on the beach

I don't wanna be on the beach no fun