Oh my goodness, oh my damn,

oh my goodness- they're going H.A.M.

Oh my goodness, oh my damn,

oh my goodness- they're going H.A.M.

This is how bacon is supposed to be,

the fries, they blend so perfectly.

The cheese up in here is going H.A.M.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

I wish... you could smell what I'm smelling,

mmm, mmm, mmm.

You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Crispety crunch.

Dayum!

Look at the bacon.

Dayum!

Get yourself that double cheeseburger.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Ghetto grocery bag.

Dayum!

The cheese is oozing.

Dayum!

Let's do this.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Do you wanna know the difference

between a weak burger

and a burger that has strength?

A burger that has strength?

A weak burger you can chew and still talk.

A burger with strength you chew,

the meat just absorbs all the space.

And all the air possible all in your throat.

To the point that if you wanted to start talking,

nothing but

mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

is coming out.

Word.

Skimmalarinky dinky dink,

skimmalarinky doo,

I... love...

you, you-you-you,

oh my damn.

This is how bacon is supposed to be,

the fries, they blend so perfectly.

The cheese up in here is going H.A.M.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

I wish... you could smell what I'm smelling,

mmm, mmm, mmm.

You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Crispety crunch.

Dayum!

Look at the bacon.

Dayum!

Get yourself that double cheeseburger.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Ghetto grocery bag.

Dayum!

The cheese is oozing.

Dayum!

Let's do this.

Dayum, dayum, dayum!