Mardi Gras

Came and went

All my money has been spent

How am I gonna pay the rent

Sitting on my ass

Who mistook the steak for chicken

Who am I gonna stick my d**k in

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

My former life I had a sister

I abused her and I dissed her

She got swept up in a twister

First I laughed and then I missed her

Who mistook these baths for showers

Who f**ked up that leaning tower

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Oh get on a greyhound and ride away

Different dreams than yesterday

Tell your grandmas they're okay

Kiss their cheek and run away

Cause me and my friends are so smart

We invented this new kind of darts

Hit a bull's eye and cut a fart

Smoking crack and cutting crack

Who missed that thing on the ceiling

Who is gonna hurt my feelings

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Even your mother is a crook

But if I get a closer look

There's shit on every road you took

If you don't believe me read your book

Somebody's making a killing

Whose empty heart needs filling

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Who mistook the steak for chicken

Who am I gonna stick my d**k in

We're not those kids

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch

Sitting on the couch