I once had a girl

Or should I say she once had me

She showed me her room

Isn't it good Norwegian wood

She asked me to stay

And she told me to sit anywhere

So I looked around

And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on the rug

Biding my time

Drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said

It's time for bed

She told me she worked

In the morning and started to laugh

I told her I didn't

And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone

This bird had flown

So I lit a fire

Isn't it good Norwegian wood