I had a bass for my birthday this year

And I have learnt to play

And I'll smash any pranny

That comes 'round here

And tries to have my bass away

That very same day

That I learnt how to play

Outside our house just hanging about

Was a mush in blue jeans

That were frayed at the seams

Who said he was a talent scout

I had a bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

I learnt to play today

I thought I had a pretty good name

I was called Van Erickson

But he said he knew best

And had tattooed on my chest

My new name Mickey Moron

Now you'll have to go far

Before you beat me I tell ya

'Cause now I'm a flipping great star

I've been on TV so it's easy to see

How I got this big house and this car

I had a bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

I learned to play today

I had a bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

A bass for my birthday

I learned to play today

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday Mickey Moron

Happy birthday to you

Hello Mickey

Awe magic

Awe that's a lovely bit of art

Listen to that

Ah this is this is too much

I reckon I'm gonna be a star for about

Thirty years at this rate

I'm gonna have a number one

That's gonna last a bleedin' year

It's beautiful

Hey hey you get off my Rolls

Hey that's my Rolls Royce

Woman's voice interrupting

Mickey Mickey Love wake up

You're gonna be late

Awe no Mama

I was having such a beautiful dream

D'yo know I dreamt

That I had a bass for my birthday