Lyricist : Neil Hannon/Paul King/Simon Farnaby
Composer : Neil Hannon
So the taxis never stop
The girls think you're a flop
You're wedding cold
You're getting old
Your confidence is shocked it's true
When people look at you
They seem to look straight through
Or like you're something brown
They found upon the bottom of their shoe
Have you been following me
But this should lift the gloom
My giraffe milk macaroon
Just take a chance
And you'll be dancing to a different tune
Goodbye to feeling small and frightened of it all
Just eat a few of these
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall
Well there's chocolate and there's chocolate
Only one kiss makes your confidence skyrockalit
Put your hand into your pocket
Get yourself some wonka chocolate madame
Just one kiss yes please
You've never had chocolate like this
No we've never had chocolate like this
Have you tried his new one no
Oh you've got to have a go
Just pop one in
And everything becomes a broadway
Show
The news that makes you
Gas the jokes that make you laugh
All that you say and do all day will be choreographed
Lost your hair can't think where
Feeling fairly bear up there don't despair
I come prepared
Behold my hair repair it claire
It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of manila
Take heed eat more than three
And you'll end up like a gorilla
Well there's chocolate and there's chocolate
Only one that makes you walk around the public
Put your hands into
Your pocket and get yourself
Oh put a sock it made sure they're all frisked
Have you ever had chocolate like this
I've never had chocolate like this have you
Ever had chocolate like this
Well there's literate and illiterate
Can you tell me what this word is not a bit of it
Well that's about and that's a consonant
What's that now you're talking nonsense
I should call it quits
But you've never sold chocolate like this
Well there's chocolate I understand it
And there's chocolate totally true
Only one contrives a home right through our frop in it
Yes but what I'm trying to tell you
Is that if we don't get on top of this
We'll go bust chocoboka lips we'll cease to exist
But fellas you've never had chocolate like this
No we've never had chocolate like this
Well there's chocolate too
There's chocolates and there's chocolates
And there's chocolates
Only mine will find you buying wedding chocolates
We had just tied the knot
And it's all because of one
Chocolate off to a life of bliss
You've never had chocolate like this
No we've never had chocolate like this
Have you ever had chocolate like this
No we've never had chocolate
No we've never had chocolate like this
