Welcome into my tale

I think it's like a game

But I swear if you laugh

I'll put you inside a microwave!

Now have you understood?

Listen to me until the end

The story's not too long

And I'll tell you by my song

Yesterday, I went to the market

I bought a beautiful shirt

It was very expensive

and will luck was near

Outside there was a big carpet

And a child stumbled over it

He spilled on me his colored ink

And f**k f**k everything!!

Why am I always f**ked?

I can't find my sure way

The people tell me I am grumbler

Only you Daisy Duck

stay together with me

And I love you today and again and again

I think my life is a joy

When you are with me

My problems are all closed outdoors

But when I am alone

I make only disasters

It's true I am like Donald Duck

Now I throw away my shirt

I'm very very hurt

I've lost big wallet's part

Oh Daisy forgive me!!

I have another one

This is not very funny

It happened this morning

When I went to the park

I met a pretty girl

And she was looking for me

I didn't want to make it

But she came near me

She said to me "I want you"

I said to her "I need you"

She kissed me and ha ha!

Don't worry I'm making fun

Why am I always f**ked?

I can't find my sure way

The people tell me I am grumbler

Only you Daisy Duck

stay together with me

And I love you today and again and again

I think my life is a joy

When you are with me

My problems are all closed outdoors

But when I am alone

I make only disasters

It's true I am like Donald Duck

Yeee...

Why am I always f**ked?

I can't find my sure way

The people tell me I am grumbler

Only you Daisy Duck

stay together with me

And I love you today and again and again

I think my life is a joy

When you are with me

My problems are all closed outdoors

But when I am alone

I make only disasters

It's true I am like Donald Duck

Donald Duck...