Grew up in the ghetto in Cali

Were sellin dope has one technically

Tanqueray twice a week

2 keep a n***a like me on the run G

Dodging the police side

And whatchin the moves that jackers be tryin

Mom would cry when I leave the house

She said she had a bad dream a king g took her out

She say they caught me one in the chest

I said mom did I ever shoot back

Now im on the neighborhood alert

I pack a f**kin 9

Like mom would pack her purse

For the suckers tryin to catch me slipin

And like short dogg say I aint tripin

But I look at life kinda strange

And all the old G's tell me all the time

P get out the dope game

Stick with your raps & go legit

And it wont be long till ya make your motherf**kin hit

Now that kinda shit kept me pumped

I hooked up with the Ski and C and T and now I'm the one

The one from the bay

It started in the rich

And moved to the O to Frisco

Now they bumpin my sounds and sack

Pittsburg Palianto and every damn cadillac

From Cinncinati Kentucky to Seattle

They say my shit just movin like cattle

Movin like columbian cargo from Boston to Chicago the play me down

In Texas from the low rider benzmen to the drop top Lexus

Im pumpin in New Orleans Down South Alabama to DC

All in one year I deliver funky sounds from San Diego to Denver

Delaware were my fans get stronger from Ohio Milwalke to Oklahoma

Now I'm on a tour in every city from Florida Detroit to Kansas City

Strated local and then went nationwide from Georgia

Philadelphia to the east side

Now I'm a hit and ya can't stop a n***a like me cause

I'm the funkiest

I'm the Motherf**kin Funkiest

Yeah we just chillin in this motherf**ker you know what I'm sayin

We got Eazy A Ski in this motherf**ker

CMT with that layed back ass track

You know what im sayin comin at your motherf**kin back

But just in case you didn't know Master P is the motherf**kin Funkiest

For the 92 93 and 94 and how ever f**kin it may go

But check this out You know what im sayin

I want to thank all yo motherf**kers for support a n***a like P

You know what im sayin cause we straigt comin up in this b***h

Got Big Ed co-chillin in this motherf**ker

Silkk C-Murder Fonzo Sonya C she definetly an effect

And you know what yo C ride me off this motherf**kin laid back ass track

You know what I'm sayin