She asked me how to be funny

But that's not something you can teach

What seemed so blue in the sunlight

By the night was a pale green

And I tried to hold her

But it didn't really last long

And she's getting older

I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off

She asked me if she was pretty

Well, it's clear that the girl's a fraud

There's really no way of winning

If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde

And she cried over nothing

So there was nothing I could do to stop

Her from cutting

Her beautiful blue hair off

It looked like cotton candy

And just as quick to get licked away

Last I heard she was living

With a boy who acts his age

And I guess I'll just miss her

Even though she isn't even really gone

But things are just different

Ever since she cut her blue hair off