My party life

Traded in for a kid and a wife

No more being alone

I got a home

'Stead of s*x with whores

I wake you up girl, when you snore

Instead of bangin' sluts

Wipe the baby's butt

Now we do...

Anal and the dishes

Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches

Dinner back at home

Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Anal and the dishes

Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches

Dinner back at home

Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Cocaine days are gone

Now I get high from mowin' the lawn

'Stead of Waylon songs

Now we watch rom coms

No more Jim Beam shots

Rather wait in the Kmart lot

Fill the SUV

With Huggies, Charmin and Vaseline

And we do...

Anal and the dishes

Sunday shoppin' with them Walmart bitches

Dinner back at home

Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Anal and the dishes

Clippin' coupons, and makin' wishes

Sunday night at home

Go to town, girl on your tight, tight butthole

Do I miss that road?

Drunk as hell bein' a horny toad

This life is better for my health

Or so I tell myself...

Plus, now I do...

Anal and the dishes

Shoppin' with them Walmart bitches

Dinner back at home

Then at night, I stretch out your tight, tight butthole

Anal and the dishes

Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's

Then we drive on home

And I cry and ram you in your tight, tight butthole