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Surprise Surprise there's a man downstage

Surprise Surprise I'm in a bar

Surprise Surprise It's my turn to play

I'm overworked and underpaid

I drive to work in a rented bus

200 miles or more a day

Just so that you can get a look at us

And figure out if we're worth you paid

Too many potential flings

Too many bands to depened

Over 60 000 miles I travelled

To drink more beer than Al Capone bottled

I used to live the nightlife

But now the nightlife's living me

Too many times I had too many

Because there's too many people watching me

They're watching me

Surprise Surprise I remember them all

Surprise Surprise we ain't pissed them off

Surprise Surprise I kind of miss the past

Surprise Surprise it went by so fast

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