Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape

Crush me some ice

Skin me a peach

Save the fuzz for my pillow

Talk to me nice

Talk to me nice

You've got to wine me

And dine me

Don't try to fool me

Bejewel me

Either amuse me

Or lose me

I'm getting hungry

Peel me a grape

Pop me a cork

French me a fry

Crack me a nut

And bring a bowl full of bon-bons

Chill me some wine

Keep standin' by

Just entertain me

Champagne me

Show me you love me

Kid glove me

Best way to cheer me

Cashmere me

I'm getting hungry

Peel me...

Here's how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me

In luxury's lap

Hop when I holler

Skip when I snap

When I say "do it"

Jump to it

Send out for scotch

Boil me a crab

Cut me a rose

Make my tea with the petals

Just hang around

Pick up the tab

Never out think me

Just mink me

Polar bear rug me

Don't bug me

New Thunderbird me

You heard me

I'm getting hungry

Peel me a grape

Slow—ow—ow—ly

Here's how to be an agreeable chap

Love me and leave me

In luxury's lap

Hop when I holler

Skip when I snap

When I say, "do it"

MmMmMm

Send out for scotch

Boil me a crab

Cut me a rose

Make my tea with the petals

Just hang around

Pick up the tab

Never out think me

Just mink me

Polar bear rug me

Don't bug me

New Thunderbird me

You heard me

I'm getting hungry

Peel me a grape

Peel me…

Peel me a grape