Well ali baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck
'Cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of
Magic never fails
You got some power in
Your corner now
Some heavy ammunition
In your camp
You got some punch
Pizazz yahoo and how
See all you gotta do
Is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mister aladdin sir
What will your pleasure be
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had
A friend like me
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours true dish
How about a little more baklava
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
Can your friends do this
Do your friends do that
Do your friends pull
This out their little hat
Can you friends go poof
Well looky here
Can your friends go
Abracadabra let're rip
And then make the sucker disappear
So doncha sit there slack
Jawed buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all
Your midday prayers
You got me bona fide certified
You got a genie for
Your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful
Urge to help you out
So what cha wish
I really wanna know
You got a list that's
Three miles long no doubt
Well all you gotta do
Is rub like so and oh
Mister aladdin sir have
A wish or two or three
I'm on the job you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
