Oh p***y titty p***y titty

And boom titty boom

Who wrote all the jokes on the wall

In the men's room

Well I know it wasn't me

And it couldn't been you

Cause all the jokes you know I know too

Hoo hoo

Oh p***y titty p***y titty

And boom titty boom

Who drew all the pictures on the wall

In the men's room

Well I know it wasn't you

And it might've been me

How could you draw what you've never seen

Hoo hoo

Oh p***y titty p***y titty

And boom titty boom

Who put the crack and the soap on the sink

In the men's room

Well a man is a man is a man is a man

If you pee on your fingers gotta wash your hands

Hoo hoo

Oh p***y titty p***y titty

And boom titty boom

Who cast their vote on the wall in the men's room

Well I hope to god the word never gets around

That a vote on a men's room wall don't count

Hoo hoo