Flowers and wine is what I thouhght I would find

When I came home from working tonight

Well now here I stand over this frying pan

And you want a cold one again

I bought these new heels did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well its perfectly clear between the tv and beer

I wont get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this

Now when we first met you promised we get

A house on a hill with a pool

Well this trailer stays wet and were swimmin in debt

And you want me to go back to school

I bought these new heels did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well its perfectly clear between the tv and beer

I wont get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door I turn around to be sure

Did I shave my legs for this

Darlin did I shave my legs for this