Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

I, I, I

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

I, I, I

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die