Nice hat dork
You look like a duck
I had Alfred read your books
He told me they suck
I'll crush your British nuts until
They're bangers and mash
I've seen better detective
Work in Tango & Cash
You chump I kick punks
Like you off the streets
While you and Velma here are
Solving Scooby Doo mysteries
Nothing makes me laugh
But I bet your raps can
So bring it on b***h I'm Batman
I once met a rich fellow
Who smelled of guano and pain
Holmes explain
I deduce this douce stain as
Bruce Wayne
The billionaire
Yes his wealth would allow
This adversary of hours
To afford the toys his needs
Since he has no superpowers
You want to battle
Bat Bring it then
I heard he has a British butler
Good Then he'll be used to
Getting served by Englishmen
You're a wack vigilante
Black pantied spud with no skill
My sidekick's a doctor
Because his flows are so ill
Shut up nerds
I serve justice so eat it
My sidekick only comes around
When he's needed
Boy wonder make you wonder
How your ass got killed
Bite harder than those hounds
Down in Baskerville
I'll bust you with
That bat-whack-rap repellant
Rappel a building snatch a villain
Then by dinner be chilling
Gotta secret about your
Homegirl Irene Adler
Took her back to my nest
To bam pow kersplat her
I'll shatter that fiddle
With a chop of the hand
Holy Conan Doyle
Let's get em Aw god damn
You're not smart you're selfish
You endanger everyone's life
Why don't you let your boyfriend
Here go home to his wife
Nobody likes you not your brother
Not your partner not Scotland Yard
You'll die alone with no friends
Except that needle in your arm
This mustn't register on
An emotional levela
First exploit childhood tragedya
Then gesture with pipea
Watson finishes punchlinea next
Acknowledge compliment
Conclude with killer catchphrasea
I believe your parent's homicide is
Why you mask your face
You're shamed and traumatized and
Haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a passive waste
As momma died and daddy
Was dispatched with haste
Holmes you've cracked the case
You're a bat shit crazy basket case
Bloody good rhymes
I've got tonnes
Dissing these dynamic douchebags
Was elementary my dear Watson
