Rap Battle

Doctor Strange

Vs

The Doctor

Begin!

(Ohhh) So that's why my psychic paper keeps going missing

This phony is after it because he knows

He'll pass as Tony Stark but with no Vision

Give up the act, that bad American accent

Could not be mended with magic, strange, you look like the master

If he mastered the art of chatting to fabric

My sonic screwdriver has the mic locked

You're a colonizer in knee high docs

I know the Ancient One is rocking make-shift robes

But they really didn't need a bloody white wash (no!)

You don't want to face a Time Lord in a rhyme war

You're minor to the Daleks that I fought

My TARDIS is like the Ferrari of time travel

Your stone's literally an eyesore

Ooh, yeah, sports cars are a shaky topic right

'Course now that joke was an accident

Let's hope it still lands well unlike yours

Sherlock, I better beg of you to answer me this question

'Cuz it's taking me a bit to understand it

How did the Avengers take on Thanos in a secondary battle

When the difference is the magician vanished?

No, let me ask you, Doctor

With no sling ring in sight

How do you cast those plot holes that are way bigger on the inside?

So take your cafuffals you solve with

Loving hugs and macguffins and shut it

I haven't seen softer Doctors since McStuffins

I'll tell you something, I've looked in 14 million futures

But it didn't change 'cuz I don't need the time stone

To know that your the same in each iteration!

This Limey time travels and swoops a companion

Uses plot armor to save the whole planet

'Til this man panics and leaves them abandoned

And then he gets damaged, so they bring in a stand-in

Then the BBC says "we've come to bargain, let's barf it again"

You're just a dangerous threat to your friends

It's ironic your rapping is far from a 10!

I can bend time to do what I choose to time bends

You like it's deja voodoo

That screwdriver is stupid to use

'Cause no one has the drive to ever screw you!

Go hype on the beats, call me Sorcerer Supreme

I light up the screen to a thousand degrees!

When it comes to degrees, you can actually check mine

Strange is dishing out the best rhymes since Tech N9ne!

You girl got stuck in a parallel world and I'm sure that you miss her

But the truth is Doctor

you killed Rose the moment you picked her!

Speaking of parallel universes

I'm truly certain you hopped in a few and threw the bootleg

Chris Nolan mutant through to ours to come to shoot your stupid movie!

Allons-y? Bene-dick to me? I can't say that's a shocker

But it's strange how your a defender

And yet Doom's a more heroic doctor!

Your show is as stiff as your angels, expect I couldn't bear to watch

I'm tearing off like a paradox

You can't square against the most prepared in this pair of docs

Suck my pears, you knob

You traveled through time, but know you should clock out

Disappear in that police box again and call that a cop out!

Well, I gave you a choice

You either get destroyed or you shot your holes

You're ja-doomed either way 'because I flow so dope though!

When your firmly gripping the mic with those hands

You're close to dropping it

From surgical precision to whiney, why me, wibbly wobbly

Ay, I've visited colonies

Met millions of species with different biologies

But not had a single thing bother me as much as that prickly s**t

around the rim of your lip has done honestly!

Ay, just ask River how I make a Song bang!

You brought your brother back from the dead

And he didn't even say 'fangs'!

Use that Infinity Stone to get this over with

I'm not scared of Adam Sandler's remote from Click!

All that hocus pocus, but no hope for sis, that's a curse that

not even your cloak could lift

I've not met a man akin to this bumbling dummy

Who was raised by evil space beings like "are you my dar-mummy?"

Doesn't it break both your hearts knowing Gallifrey is toast?

I could save your whole race from extinction but I won't!

I assembled the Avengers when everything crumbled

You rallied a generation onto Tumblr

Your hatred for guns has made one the thing for certain

That's why you were firing not shots in your verses!

The person you lure next will

Surely be spared of your meaningless trust

When you become the second alien that's bitten the dust

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!

The next rap battle is on the way!