I’m one tall boy short of a buzz
I’m one dollar short of a buck
I’m one any man short of a prayer
I’m one going short of going somewhere
Yeah I could kiss there problems goodbye
If I just started treating them right
They slam the door, pedal to the floor
Suitcase in a two-tone ford
Flip the bird say some words
Like they ain’t coming back no more
Maybe that’s just what I need
Bettin they’d get sick of me
Just like you
If I could fall in love with my problems
My problems, my problems
Well, maybe they’d leave mе too
I’ll send for roses some flowеrs for mine
Try to put a ring on a neon light
Start makin plans and moving too fast
Yeh there goes trouble hauling*****
They slam the door, pedal to the floor
Suitcase in a two-tone ford
Flip the bird say some words
Like they ain’t coming back no more
Maybe that’s just what I need
I’m bettin there getting sick of me
Just like you
If I could fall in love with my problems
My problems, my problems
Maybe they’d leave me too
Maybe they’d leave me too
Yeah I could kiss these problems goodbye
If I just started treating them right
They slam the door, pedal to the floor
Suitcase in a two-tone ford
Flip the bird say some words
Like they ain’t coming back no more
Maybe that’s just what I need
I’m bettin they get sick of me
Just like you
If I could fall in love with my problems
My problems, my problems
Well, maybe they’d leave me too
Maybe they’d leave me too
