Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a tragic tale for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

Here in Loompa land it's both luscious and green

But not conducive to growing the bean

My job was guarding what little we got

You came along and pinched the lot

Hey why didn't you say something

Well perhaps I drifted off

Oompa loompa doompety day

When I awoke they sent me away

I'm disgraced cast out in the cold

'Til I've paid my friends back a thousand fold

A thousand fold

You gotta be kidding me

I repeat a thousand fold