My patriotic duty, it compels me

To rise to the occasion for the vote

Democracy requires tender caring

For it's fragile as an ego

So to the polls must we go

But thank God, it's almost, thank God, it's almost over

This stupid election has almost killed us

Consuming every fiber of our lives

There's no more issues left for us to discuss

And I'm over the moon to say goodbye

To this unhealthy obsession

It's too much 24-7

This stupid election has almost killed us

Goodbye, goodbye

He said, she said, "Spinning all these lies"

Goodbye, goodbye

Almost over, reach the finish line

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Our country was founded on the simple theory

That every voice is worth its weight in gold

But I can't lie, what I'm really needing

Is to sip a sweet vermouth, unplug the phone

The projection, the deflection

Is too much 24-7

This stupid election has almost killed us

Goodbye, goodbye

He said, she said, "Spinning all these lies"

Goodbye, goodbye

Almost over, reach the finish line

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye