I had a one night stand with
my best friend's baby sister
And to this day he
still won't speak to me
I pawned my grandpa's
old guitar in college
For a case of beer and
a tank of gasoline
I took a swing at my
old man one Christmas
I never dreamed that
it would be his last
I wish mom had rung my neck when
she caught me with those cigarettes
Which reminds me, I'm
down to my last pack
If I had a dime for
half the things I did
That didn't make no sense at all, I'd
be living a little higher on the hog
If only I'd've known that
later on down the road
I'd look back and not like what I see
I'd've changed a lot of
things... Startin' with me
I called my brother
everything I could think of
The night he wouldn't
bail me out of jail
I lost a job most folks
'round here would die for
By laying out all night and raising hell
And I let a woman that I
love slip through my fingers
Chalk another dumb move
up to my foolish pride
I wasn't there standin' by the bed
when the preacher bowed his head
With the family, the day my grandma die
If I had a dime for
half the things I did
That didn't make no sense at all, I'd
be living a little higher on the hog
If only I'd've known that
later on down the road
I'd look back and not like what I see
Ohh, I'd've changed a lot of
things... Startin' with me
If only I'd've known that
later on down the road
I'd look back and not like what I see
Ohh, I'd've changed a lot of
things... Startin' with me
Startin' with me...
