Ay caramba.

This is not samba.

Ay caramba.

Esto no es samba.

First you have to find a victim.

Cause this dance is kind of kinky.

m****r f****r don't be so wimpy.

Pégate pa' que sienta el twinkie with your butt.

Toss it burrito up and down.

Mira que rico.

Keep it up.

Un momentito.

Que este baile viene de Puerto Rico.

Ay caramba.

This is not samba.

Ay caramba.

Esto no es samba.

Feel the fire in your pants.

Let the social alacrán.

That is dancing from the island.

Donde todas las mujeres bailan.

Ay caramba!

This is not samba!

Ay caramba.

I don't know samba.

Act like a stripper.

Put down my zipper.

I will spank you with my slippers.

Touch my Iguana.

You look like Iguana.

Then eat my banana.

Empresa la changa.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't understand.

Ay caramba!

This is not samba!

Ay caramba!

This is not samba!

Okay!

This is jump shot!

Making the crossover for the gringos.

You know what I mean, girl?

From the island of Puerto Rico.

Oh, that booty pig.

I can cook.

I can roast.

Yo, MC3V.