WELL I'M NOT THE KIND TO

KISS AND TELL

I'VE BEEN ON FI RE

WITH SA LLY FIELDS

IT'S A DEATH DE FY ING LIFE I LEAD

I TAKE MY CHAN CES

I DIE FOR A LI VIN'

IN THE MO VIES AND T V

BUT THE HAR DEST THING I E VER DO

IS WATCH MY LEA DIN' LA DIES

KISS SOME O THER GUY WHILE

I'M BAN DA GING MY KNEES

'COS I'M THE

UN KNOWN STUNT MAN

I'VE NE VER SPENT MUCH

TIME IN SCHOOL

I'VE GO TTEN BURNED

O VER CHE RYL TIEGS

I MIGHT JUMP

AN O PEN DRAW BRIDGE

'COS I'M THE

UN KNOWN STUNT MAN

THAT MAKES EAST WOOD

LOOK SO FINE

THEY'LL NE VER MAKE

ME PRE SI DENT

BUT I'VE GOT THE

BEST FIRST LA DIES

A MOR NING DIVE

WITH JA CKIE SMITH

I MIGHT FALL FROM A TALL BUIL DING

SO BURT REY NOLDS

WHILE THAT SMOTH TAL KER'S

KI SSIN' MY GIRL