Your lips are redder than hers

Your lips are softer than hers

They're softer they're redder but they're not better

Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

Your eyes are bigger than hers

Your eyes are bluer than hers

They're bigger they're bluer but they're not truer

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

I don't mind sitting here talking and drinking

I like the beer I like the beer

But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking

Thanks but no thanks

Some three or four years ago

Then maybe yes maybe no but honey don't bother a husband and a father

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass

I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to pass