Stop me' oh' stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me' oh' stop me

Stop me if you think that

You've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you' oh' I still love you

Only slightly' only slightly

Less than I used to' my love

I was delayed' I was way-laid

An emergency stop

I smelt the last ten seconds of life

I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make

A shy' bald' buddhist reflect

And plan a mass murder

Who said lied I'd to her

Oh' who said I'd lied because I never I never

Who said I'd lied

Who said I'd lied Who said I'd lied

I was detained' I was restrained

And broke my spleen

And broke my knee

And then he really laced into me

Friday night in Out-patients

Who said I'd lied to her

Oh' who said I'd lied

Because I never' I never

Who said I'd lied to her

Oh' so I drank one

It became four

And when I fell on the floor

I drank more

Stop me' oh' stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me' oh' stop me

Stop me if you think that

You've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you' oh' I still love you

Only slightly' only slightly

Less than I used to' my love