Finland, Finland, Finland

That′s the country for me!

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

Finland is the country where we dance

Finland is the country where we play

Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance

In traditional Scandinavian vay!

Schlip! Schlap!

Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

Schlip! Schlap!

Schlap away all day

Schlip! Schlap!

You simply can't go wrong

Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

Finland, Finland, Finland

The country where I quite want to be

Pony trekking-

Or camping-

Or just watching TV

Finland, Finland, Finland

That′s the country for me

I said, "England."

What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that