Well, Mike, of course, you're absolutely right to...

I was king of the debating society.

My mastery of our tree is helping to be prepared and ready.

To serve the nation and ourselves, that's off the record.

My experience was lacking, but then I found some backing from a wealthy donor who was also the owner of an influential

Publication.

Why would you diss the obvious choice

They become dainty with the sound of my voice.

Cause I'm the Teflon Don.

Do you know my song?

I've done nothing wrong.

Don't feel sad for the sorry incumbent.

We'd all be better off if she was redundant.

Cause I'm the deaf London, you know my song, I've done nothing wrong.

I'll say the things you want to hear

So you think this is funny, do you?

While I'm campaigning Horses for courses, I wouldn't trust them sources Friends in our places, who I meet at the races They're the kind of people

That I'm maintaining.

I'll just ask you to follow me blindly.

I know that history will look at me kindly.

You know my son had done nothing wrong.

I haven't.

The rumours are gathering, they're dividing the nation The vultures are circling, talking about immigration The wool of nostalgia has been pulled over the eyes of the needy Meanwhile the greedy have been hedging their bets

By betting the farm that the deal is a dud But please don't be alarmed While you're leveling down I'll be living it up As you're scratching for pennies I'm filling my cup Why would you dis the obvious for me?

Uh, where am I?

They may control you with a cliche of choice Cause I'm the Teflon Blonde You know my song I've done nothing wrong Order!

Order!

Ha ha ha!

Yeah, my policy's made Ha ha ha ha!

All the way to the bank Cause I'm the Teflon Blonde You know my song I've done nothing wrong Well, I have actually

I said the things you want to hear

Oh, this is fluff.

I'm getting on with the job.

I said the things you want to hear.

Do you agree?

Okay, the lady's out.

Totally phony.

The media very bad.

How'd you like me now?

People of... Where am I?

I'll say the things you want to hear.

Spell the line.

How very interesting.

Will allow me to not answer it now, kick everything into the long grass, by which time the news cycle will have moved on.

Look, we get it.

We're with you.

First of all, by not answering the first question and then giving the answer to a totally different question.

The answer to which is rhubarb.