All things dull and ugly

All creatures short and squat

All things rude and nasty

The Lord God made the lot

Each little snake that poisons

Each little wasp that stings

He made their brutish venom

He made their horrid wings

All things sick and cancerous

All evil great and small

All things foul and dangerous

The Lord God made them all

Each nasty little hornet

Each beastly little squid

Who made the spikey urchin

Who made the sharks He did

All things scabbed and ulcerous

All pox both great and small

Putrid foul and gangrenous

The Lord God made them all

Amen